Free For All Friday
What Cheeses me off!
I'm sure I get worse as I get older, things that I once would not even have noticed now really get to me.
1. People going to the 10 items or less queue in the supermarket with obviously more then 10 items cheese me off.
2. The fact that the signs always say 10 items or less rather than 10 items or fewer cheeses me off.
3. People who are so stupid that they will believe any old pseudo-scientific rubbish cheese me off. (i.e. these tablets will 'melt fat' from your body).
4. People who drive huge gleamingly polished 4x4 fuel guzzling, pollution blasting, dangerous- to-pedestrian vehicles in town cheeses me off.
5. Trying to telephone a company and getting a long-winded badly designed automatic anwering system that just pointlessly runs up my phone bill cheeses me off.
6. One that is more a frustration then a cheese off for me is starting a new roll of double layered toilet paper. Sometimes it's really difficult to get those two layers synchronised.
Just when you think you have it right (after wasting half the roll trying) you find that those little serations STILL don't line up! lol, I wonder if the Queen has this problem. Maybe she has a special servant assigned to the task, though how that position would appear on one's resume, I dont know.
Do svedaniya,
Simon xox
1 comment:
Darling, everybody knows the Queen doesn't go to the toilet. That is silly! She takes a special vitamin pill everyday so that all of her motions come out pre wrapped in alfoil. When they appear, as if by magic, she hands them to her lady in waiting like she would a bunch of flowers, or she pops them in her handbag. That is the only reason she actually carries a handbag!
True story! x
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